The Last Word On Nothing

A poem

composed entirely

of excerpts from press releases for CBD products

More than 20 years of experience at the pulse of the global health and wellness industry–

My two passions: spreading the word about CBD and caring for my beloved dogs.

We put our products into service by integrating bodywork, esthetics, yoga and other therapeutic modalities.

What is CBD? Will CBD get me high? Is using CBD a sin?

These are a just a few questions Christians around the country are asking themselves.

Widely used in ancient Indian, Chinese, Egyptian, and Islamic cultures,

By 2022 CBD is expected to be a $22 Billion industry.

Today, a vegan hair wellness company has launched a

100% plant-based,

Vegan-friendly,

Sustainably sourced,

Non-GMO,

Gelatin-free,

Gluten-free,

Kosher,

Halal,

Nut and soy free,

Cruelty-free and

Made in the USA,

Superior CBD and lifestyle products brand–

Safe on your kidneys and organs,

No harsh chemicals,

Meticulously researched and selected for its ability to soothe, balance and strengthen skin,

Intended to balance the mind, body, and spirit.

Dogs can also enjoy the benefits of CBD oil in a delicious snack,

carbonated soft drinks,

vitamin-infused sports drinks,

beer,

two new oral spray formulas,

CBD-infused coffees,

bubble teas,

Chapstick, lotion, and more.

First-and-only cannabis-infused intimate oil;

Our patented chewing gum delivery system;

The first full-line of CBD products for hair growth,

including three serums and gummies!

(proven to stimulate hair growth).

The gummies are flavored strawberry, wild berry and a special proprietary Gorilla Berry.

Post-shower and massage treat for skin!

We all know how stressful the holidays can be,

So many patients who are underwhelmed or unfulfilled in their sex lives,

Seeing that June is PTSD awareness month,

I just take a full dropper before bed, let it sit under my tongue for a minute and then swallow.

I don’t need the walker or the braces (and knee replacements are on hold),

I just massage the area,

It works for me to help me sleep!

I honestly didn’t believe that this stuff works until I started using it myself.

We should be consuming CBD hemp oil every day because of its many wellbeing benefits.

No more running out of CBD before a big day. No more worrying about reordering.

Nothing worse than realizing your bottle is empty right before a big meeting.

Demand is growing, especially among millennials.

It can be applied to the lips or skin as needed.

Oral, vaginal, intranasal, anal, and topical application.

We want to use sustainably-sourced CBD from our home state of Vermont.

CBD is a remarkable compound.

A powerful anti-nausea agent,

Provides relief for sore muscles, inflammation, tightness, chronic pain, stress, or cramps,

Anxiety, depression, insomnia, inflammation, epilepsy, chronic pain, PTSD, etc,

Incredible skin moisturizing!

Skin cell regeneration to help fine lines, acne and dark spots!

Loosens knots in neck muscles, tennis knots, tendonitis, etc,

Topical pain relief!

Provides a slight warming and cooling sensation,

Completely safe for all mammals,

Compact size fits in purses and pack,

Will help improve horses’ well-being,

It may help people enter a more restful state,

Opening the door to natural, euphoric pleasure,

Easing the effects of everyday stress,

A sense of calm and focus,

Overall peace,

Designed with today’s fast-paced world in mind.

Let me know if you would like samples to feature!

I hope to hear from you soon and I will get you samples!

Also, I’d be happy to send you a sample – just let me know.

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Photo: Miami University Victorian Tradecards collection