Abstruse Goose: The Infinite Canvas

Abstruse Goose’s little mouseover says, Please credit the original artist.  And he’s right, it’s nice to look at the world as though it’s art.  You can’t help but notice the original artist had great taste in color and in which colors to put together.  Like, the night sky is the original setting for diamonds against […]

Harry Baig & the Electronic Battlefield

This is a war story.  It does have a little math, physics, and technology in it, but the real reason I’m writing about it is that Harry Baig got under my skin.  Baig was a Marine, and in 1968, during the Vietnam War, he was among those trapped in a siege at Khe Sanh.  Baig’s […]

Watching the Watchers

At 4:12 p.m., Pacific time, on April 3, 2012, the National Reconnaissance Office – the 50-year old spy satellite agency whose existence the government didn’t admit until 1992 – launched a “payload,”  a classified radar satellite, NROL-25.  The launch was webcast live but the NRO didn’t want to reveal sensitive information about the satellite’s eventual […]

The Last Word

April 16 – 20 Michelle interviews a copy editor at a porn magazine — yes, porn magazines do have copy — and asks the immortal question, Is that an apostrophe in your pocket? Sally considers dimwit webtalk, in particular tl;dr, and wonders whether “you’re” is going the way of “forsooth,” and suspects it might be […]

The Springtime of Robins

The granddaughters came to visit for the weekend.  They’re hitting puberty hard.  One of them suddenly has a throaty voice, long magenta hair that she wants to cut all off, just leave the bangs, and is currently grounded for injudicial actions.  The other one’s glasses slide down her nose; she’s wearing white cut-off leggings with […]

The Last Word

April 2 – 6 The springtime snails are upon Cameron and she feels guilty about what she does to them. Michelle asks for poems about women scientists, in honor of Adrienne Rich. The Great Firewall of China, Heather discovers, has risen up and struck LWON down. Tom takes the prettiest pictures of the ickiest snails; […]

The Last Word

March 26 – 30 Mr. Cosmology once again takes questions.  I think he makes them up himself. Christie (and her commenters) find a brand-new widespread phenomenon: compulsive counting. Ann’s annoyed about nonfiction that’s fictional; she thinks it’s just lying. Ginny’s also annoyed about liars, so she learns to see them coming. Our boy Abstruse Goose tangles […]

Abstruse Goose: Dangerous

I was going to explain the connection between gravity, general relativity, and time.  But I understand less than half of it and anyway, that’s not what our boy AG is really talking about here.   He’s talking about coming to grand conclusions based on understanding less than half of something.  And the guy he’s quoting, […]