June 4 – 8, 2018
What with skepticism, inability to write, being wrong about stuff, and beautiful digressions into tying shoes and power outages, this week seems quintessentially LWONian.
LOSE WEIGHT FAST! BY FASTING! Restrict your calorie intake to 500 per day! You’ll be slender and willowy and extraordinarily attractive! But, says Cassie, probably not!
Cameron wants to tie an old guy’s untied shoes. She knows the craft, science, and evolutionary development of shoe-tying. For some reason, I end up crying.
To the great joy and relief of the People of LWON, Helen is back! Apparently in the meantime she forgot how to write. Luckily, she still draws up a storm.
Becky’s power goes out in a night storm. She wants to go back to sleep but what with one thing and another, she can’t. Storm’s over and out she goes into the quiet under an amber moon.
I’m pretty sure Abstruse Goose is wrong about the jitters of a diamond star and the spelling of asteroseismology. Turns out, it’s not AG who’s wrong.