Bad Science Poet

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6a011168597440970c0147e2e96a32970bTime for another visit from Bad Science Poet. Remember: “It’s not the science that’s bad—it’s the poetry!”

A LESSON IN HUMILITY FOR SCIENTISTS

Bunsen had a burner.

Ike had Tina Turner.

And which became president?

 

AERODYNAMICS FOR DUMMIES

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Had a very shiny nose

Then he defenestrated

Which is how the term nose-dive arose.

 

ACADEMIA FOR DUMMIES

The heart is an organ

and so is the brain.

Has anyone studied

The link ‘tween the twain?

Me and my big mouth!

Giving away

The paper of papers!

Career down the drain.

 

ON SECOND THOUGHT

What?! Everyone’s studied

the link ‘tween the twain???

In that case . . . I wonder . . .

might some grants remain . . . ?

 

ELEMENTARY

The Higgs is a boson

not something with clothes on

unless you should meet

the Higgs namesake Pete.

 

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