The budding astronomer looks at clouds:
“I see a duck!”
The amateur astronomer looks at stars:
“I see a belt and a sword!”
The professional astronomer looks at nebulae:
“I see a male torso and a—never mind.”
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Am I the only one who sees a boxer with dreadlocks? Probably.
And frankly, I’ve never really been sold on the whole “it’s just a belt and sword” thing for Orion. I think we all know better, right?
Oh my God Richard!
Did someone at least name that nebula properly? The 80s Porn Nebula?
Also, is it a problem that I see two of … them? Is this some kind of sophisticated Rorschach test?