Redux: The Internet Is a Series of Lead Tubes

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This post was originally published all the way back in 2015. I thought the internet was weirdly corrosive and anxiety inducing then, and the past three years certainly haven’t removed that feeling. I stand by this analogy today. 

Like many of you, I suspect, I have a love hate relationship with the internet. I love the access it gives me to all sorts of information, and how it connects me with people I would have never been able to hear from before. I hate how it also contains spaces for people to easily gather to abuse and harass people. I have made great, deep friends on the internet, and I have also wanted to burn the whole thing down.

A few months ago I talked to Finn Brunton, a digital historian at NYU, for an episode of my podcast Meanwhile in the Future. The episode was all about why we might, voluntarily and collectively, decide to abandon the internet. It’s a fun one, and you should listen if that kind of weird future speculation intrigues you. But Brunton also said something that didn’t make it into the podcast, but that I think about a lot now. It was an analogy for the internet, and how future us might think about our current internet world. Maybe, he said, the internet is like lead pipes in Rome.

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Abstruse Goose: pop phys

“Pop phys,” I assume, means popular physics.  And as someone who encounters physics in her writing, I have to say, AG is onto a big, big problem here, the Explanations of Physicists.  My late husband was a physicist, and his explanations to me went on for what seemed like hours and always ended with, “Your problem is, you don’t know any physics.”  Which was true then and is true now.  I know one or two physics, three max.

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Redux: Garwin: The Movie

I’ve been talking to Richard Garwin recently and thought I’d run this again. The original had an update, not included here, that read: This post originally said the document on the computer screen is classified, and though it once was, it certainly no longer is. No one who knows Garwin would think he’d allow the filming of a computer screen showing classified documents. Just to say it again: that document on the screen is declassified. In case you’re interested, it’s http://www2.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/nukevault/ebb332/doc09a.pdf, formerly classified TOP SECRET.

Garwin is 4.5 years older now, which puts him over 90.  I write “over 90” because math is not my best skill and because if Garwin reads this, I’ll get a brisk little email saying, “Thank you for writing this. I’m 91.15 years old.”  Regardless, he’s still packing up and heading to DC because the government still needs to hear from him.
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Garwin: the Movie opens with an old, steady, precise hand on a computer keyboard, scrolling through now-declassified* documents.  Harry Truman and Dwight Eisenhower make announcements, and newspapers flash headlines about our splendid new hydrogen bomb.  Then the blossom of a mushroom cloud unfolds; and John F. Kennedy talks about Russian missiles in Cuba; and the same old hand places a pill case near the keyboard, then dumps out his pills. Lyndon Johnson explains the complex problems of Vietnam and soldiers shoot their way through a jungle, and the old hand is tieing up a necktie.  Walter Cronkite reports Three-Mile Island, and the old hand pulls on a suit jacket and slings a heavy backpack over his shoulder.  The oil wells of Kuwait explode into a fiery smoking darkness, which becomes the smoking darkness of the Twin Towers, which slides into the tsunami slipping in slow motion over the drowning towns of Japan; and the old hand picks up an umbrella, and a heavily-burdened, slightly baggy old guy in a nice suit and tie stumps out onto the sidewalk, gets in a cab, and goes to DC.  The film title slowly spells out the name, Garwin.  The old guy gets out of the cab, slowly, creakily — he’s 86, after all — and walks past a group of anti-nuke demonstrators, stops and looks at them for a second, then walks on.  He’s seen them before.  He walks into the Executive Office Building.  You know, he says, the president and his national security advisor, aside from their positions, “are really just ordinary people.  And they need to make decisions and they don’t have time to learn.  So the only thing that really works is education.”

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Richard L. Garwin, a physicist and inventor, has been educating politicians on the scientific realities, whether they want him to or not, in every administration since Eisenhower’s.  He educates them on the physics of nuclear weapons, missile defense, jungle warfare, burning oil wells, terrorist attacks, and of nuclear plant meltdowns. The people who made the movie about him, Richard Breyer and Anand Kamalakar, originally pitched a film on the history of science in America, using Garwin like Zelig or Forrest Gump, they said, because at important moments in history, he always showed up.  “But when we got to know him and hung out with him,” Kamalakar said, “it evolved into this other film about a person who built this horrible thing and worked his whole life to dance around it.”

AKG (1)The horrible thing is the hydrogen bomb.  Back in 1950, Edward Teller was having trouble getting the design right, asked Garwin to help, and in a month or so Garwin had the plans for the bomb test called Ivy Mike.  Garwin was 23.  Afterward, he went back to Chicago, where he was a young professor, and walked around in his bedroom, wondering what he should do next, what he should do with his life.  He apparently figured it out: he took a job at IBM, where he spent the next 41 years, on the condition that he be granted regular, frequent leave to give scientific advice to the government.  After all, Eisenhower had said that the only way to win World War III was to prevent it, with the help of some good scientific minds.

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Sputnik goes up and the country panics:  the missile big enough to carry Sputnik could just as easily carry nuclear warheads.  The Soviet leader Nikita Khruschev pontificates, Americans build fallout shelters equipped with food and radiation monitors.  Garwin says that the Soviet Union could destroy the US several times over, the only defense would be deterrence.  Tests of nuclear weapons roar through the atmosphere. “Every time you pushed the button to detonate for a megaton fission yield,” Garwin says, “a thousand people are going to die [with cancer] as a result.”  His old colleague Edward Teller convinces Ronald Reagan to fund Star Wars; artists’ conceptions show little missiles zamming into bigger missiles and blowing them all up in orange comic book flashes.  The Star Wars systems never worked, missile defense still doesn’t work.  “I’m not in favor of deploying systems that don’t work,” says Garwin, “and predictably won’t work.”  The Russians build counter-measures to our defense systems that don’t work.  “Nuclear weapons are much more a problem for our security,” says Garwin, “than they are good for our security.”  The head of the Federation of American Scientists, whose mission is preventing nuclear dangers, can’t remember how long Garwin has been a member and notes that Garwin’s at the Pugwash conferences and on the Union of Concerned Scientists, with similar missions.  “He gets around,” says the head, “one wonders, how many Dick Garwins are there?”

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“In a documentary,” says Richard Breyer, “information comes second, the story comes first.  We had to put a narrative to Garwin, we had to find a log line, the A story.”  Going into the project, which was suggested and partly funded by an old Garwin family friend named Walter Montgomery, Breyer and Kamalakar had reservations about who Garwin was  — a cold war guy, they thought, an inside man.  But during the year and a half of filming, they got to know him; the word they like to use is “nuanced.”  “History can have so many different layers.” Breyer says. “We’re presenting an historical character and the audience makes the judgment.”  So their film, he says, asks questions that it doesn’t answer.  The questions are about where culpability and responsibility begin and where they end, and the film remains ambiguous. “Garwin was 23 when he designed the bomb,” said Kamalakar, “and there was a war going on and are you responsible for the part you play or not? He did many good things, how do  you balance it all?” The people who see the film also see the nuances and have to decide their own answers for themselves, and maybe any discussion then will also have nuances. In these days of us vs. them, religion vs. science, evil vs. good, people make fast and stupid judgments, don’t listen, and don’t change their minds.  “In the end,” says Breyer, “ambiguity can take us to the next step of discourse, not things in black and white.”

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Garwin sits in an airport chair, working on a laptop.  He gets up and puts on his backpack which holds his laptop and 15 or 20 pounds of reading matter, unfinished work, and documentation for argument.  He walks to the gate, hands in his boarding pass.   Then seen from behind, over the airplane seat, is the back of an old guy’s head, a few white hairs sticking up.  “I haven’t spent a lot of time thinking about my role in bringing hydrogen bombs to the world,” he says.  “But when I do, I think somebody else would have done it, probably a year later. It wouldn’t have made any difference.  Am I proud of it? Yes, but not because of the destruction but because it was honest, it was in the interests of the country as the leadership saw it at the time.”

He gets off the airplane in Erice, Sicily, the annual meeting place of scientists who, among other things, give a prize called Science for Peace.  He walks with another old, lively scientist, an Italian, through the ancient streets in the heat to a villa.  Garwin stops for a minute, rearranges the papers in his backpack and zips it up, then the two of them start up some steep stairs.  “Can’t you get rid of these big pack?” says the Italian.  “Such a big thing.  Always carrying papers and papers and papers.”  They trudge up the steps.  Garwin doesn’t answer and he’s still carrying the big thing.

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The movie’s website allows streaming.  You can also call your local film society/science organizations/movie theaters to request screenings, politely but insistently.

Disclosure:  I’m interviewed in the movie — God I look old — and provide some of the voiceovers. This is partly because I’d written a profile of Garwin.  I enjoyed and admired the movie nevertheless.

Stills from Garwin: the Movie with the kind permission of Richard Breyer and Anand Kamalakar.

Lost Creeks

 

You know it’s bad when you have to dig a hole and crawl in to survive. That’s what is going on in a creek bed at the bottom of the canyon below where I live. The creek stopped running a little more than a week ago. I walked down the other day and lifted one of the dried stones bumpy with once-living things. A crayfish was underneath, backed as far as it could into a burrow. One small dark club of an eye stared baldly into the sun. The creature hadn’t seen water in several days.

Naturita Creek being dry is something I haven’t seen in the four summers I’ve lived here. Other people who remember at least 30 years say water used to get cut off at a reservoir up top, but mandates for instream flow were established and it has flowed freely ever since. This year, the drought was too much.

At low water, with a running start, you can jump across Naturita Creek. At no water, it’s a chalky bed of stream cobbles.

The crustacean squirmed slightly, pushing itself tighter into its hole. The array of antennae sprouting from its head was neatly folded back into the burrow. I’d been expecting to find a creek bottom strewn with baked, stinking exoskeletons, their claws pointing this way and that. Now I could see these were cunning little buggers. This wasn’t their first rodeo. Continue reading

Redux: Why dating is a lot like this animal guidebook I bought at a thrift store

Last month, a pair of University of Michigan scientists published a study that shows that people who date online tend to pursue mates 25 percent more desirable than themselves. I find this difficult to believe. My experience with online dating suggests that the best strategy is to pursue the people who seem the most *interesting*. And by interesting, I mean that they crusade for social justice while naked on roller skates, or shoot rainbows out of their butts. This post, which originally appeared in 2016, explains. Enjoy!

Being single as a 35-year-old woman in the tech age is an interesting science experiment. There’s a lot that’s cool about it, like your time is all your own, you actually feel pretty good in your skin and you have some solid sense of what you want. You also get to tinker with tools of modern romance that your peers missed out on entirely, like Tinder.

If you don’t know what Tinder is, because you live under a rock (forgivable in these times, as it’s surely safer there), it’s a phone dating app that basically works like this: You set your age and gender preferences, set the mileage of your search radius, and then parse through hundreds of short profiles that the app pulls up for you, each with five or six pictures and a terse little bio, swiping left to reject and right to match.

My married friends and friends with children, who are legion in my social circles at this point, always seem to want to TRY my Tinder app. To them it’s both exotic and vaguely nostalgic, like a game on a Game Boy, if Nintendo had made a game where you were a rat trained to press a paddle over and over again expecting some reward, but then simply began pressing the paddle because there was ALWAYS MORE PRESSING TO DO. More…

The Last Word

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September 3-7, 2018

This week, on the Last Word on Nothing:

Erik is a committed father who is finding the toddler years more of a chore than some other dads make it seem. Candid soul searching ensues.

Cameron’s spring cleaning uncovers unwelcome houseguests. Her research into their origins and lifestyle only serves to gross her out further.

Speaking of gross, how do you like maggots that don’t wait until you’re dead to eat you? We used to have them in the United States. Cassie tells one of the great unsung eradication stories.

Helen delights us with a zoological survey of a Washington, D.C. sidewalk between the hours of two and five a.m. Complete with illustrations.

And Abstruse Goose shows us that Dickens is as relevant as ever in his insights on life as a person.

 

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Abstruse Goose: A Tale of One City

AG’s giving Dickens a happy ending here.  The cartoon’s secret mouseover says to consult paragraph 1, chapter 3, of Charles Dickens’ A Tale of Two Cities.  In that chapter, a banker is on his way to a mysterious meeting in which he’s to learn who was buried, how that person came back to life, and what he, the banker, must do about it.  Meanwhile, he’s riding through the city, thinking lonely thoughts we’ve all had. God but I loved that book. Here’s Dickens in all his wordy glory:

wonderful fact to reflect upon, that every human creature is constituted to be that profound secret and mystery to every other. A solemn consideration, when I enter a great city by night, that every one of those darkly clustered houses encloses its own secret; that every room in every one of them encloses its own secret; that every beating heart in the hundreds of thousands of breasts there, is, in some of its imaginings, a secret to the heart nearest it! Something of the awfulness, even of Death itself, is referable to this. No more can I turn the leaves of this dear book that I loved, and vainly hope in time to read it all. No more can I look into the depths of this unfathomable water, wherein, as momentary lights glanced into it, I have had glimpses of buried treasure and other things submerged. It was appointed that the book should shut with a spring, for ever and for ever, when I had read but a page. It was appointed that the water should be locked in an eternal frost, when the light was playing on its surface, and I stood in ignorance on the shore. My friend is dead, my neighbour is dead, my love, the darling of my soul, is dead; it is the inexorable consolidation and perpetuation of the secret that was always in that individuality, and which I shall carry in mine to my life’s end. In any of the burial-places of this city through which I pass, is there a sleeper more inscrutable than its busy inhabitants are, in their innermost personality, to me, or than I am to them?

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Dickens quote, thanks to the excellent Project Gutenberg

 

Midnight in a Sleepy City: The comic wildlife guide

Urban Wildlife and other surprises spotted in Washington DC in the wee hours of Sat., June 16, 2018

My friend Kate and I use U2 concerts as an excuse to travel and see new cities. But earlier this summer the band had scheduled a couple of nights here in Washington, D.C., so we decided to spend the days before the first concert taking part in the fan-run general admission line. Fans show up and run these for every show, and it’s a way to stand in line without really standing in line: You stop by and get a number, then leave and show up at check-ins twice a day to keep your place. The line is for the floor of the arena, which is general admission, and the only reason to do it is if you really want to stand in one particular spot. Or if you like lines. We were in it mostly for the fan community experience.

We showed up as the line was starting on Friday. Someone has to represent the line at all times, and, because Kate and I have extremely overactive senses of duty, we agreed to join another fan for the 2 to 5 a.m. shift on Saturday morning. (The concert was Sunday night, so we had plenty of time to recover.)

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