Quantifiable Poetry: P. James E. Peebles

The following are excerpts from a profile of Jim Peebles, who just yesterday won a Nobel Prize. Peebles is a quintessential theorist — “I spent a few days standing near telescopes getting cold,” he said, “and in the end, my attention wandered” whose opinion of his own theories is finely balanced.

The profile is old, from 1992, and from a magazine now dead, The Sciences. At the time I wrote it, the microwaves left over from the Big Bang had just been reliably measured for the first time, even though they’d been detected 27 years before by observers who didn’t know what they’d detected until Peebles told them. The observers went on to win the Nobel Prize; Peebles wasn’t mentioned. Should he have been? I asked, and he thought not: “Anyway,” he said, “I’m too young to be famous.” Apparently he’s old enough now.

In the informal basement cafeteria of the otherwise fancy faculty club at Princeton University, the physicist and cosmologist Philip James Edwin Peebles and three younger colleagues are having lunch over the latest hot news in cosmology. The lunch is fortuitous: one by one, the cosmologists have showed up a little after one o’clock and gravitated to the same table. Ruth Daly, David Spergel and Neil Turok are theorists, like Peebles, and among them the four have three theories about what went on in the early universe. The hot news comes from COBE, the Cosmic Background Explorer, a space probe that, for nearly three years, has been mapping a remnant of the birth of the universe, the big bang. . . . COBE has given theorists some badly needed constraints on how the early universe evolved. And so they debate: Whose theory of the early universe is still tenable?

Spergel and Turok are coming close to losing, but they are being gentlemen about it. Peebles is trying to convince the others that he is not losing. Daly, whose main interest is distant radio galaxies, remains uncommitted. As they talk, the four cosmologists become so intense, so serious that the outsider, who can barely follow what they say, can nonetheless see what they see: in the air just above the sandwiches, chips, fruit and juice, entire universes appear, evolve and disappear.

But, eventually, creating and modifying universes in thin air gets too hard even for the very smart, and Peebles resorts to the napkin under his plate, requests a pen and condenses the latest universe to graphs on the napkin. In the end, having pushed chairs back and put trays away, Daly, Spergel and Turok look thoughtful, and Peebles looks just a bit smug. The game has been fair throughout: although he is by far the most famous and senior of the four, he has taken up only a quarter of the conversation, and his convictions have been judged, as they should be, on merit alone. He is fierce and tenacious about his position, but he is unfailingly courteous about those of the others. He phrases his comments gently, as questions: “Doesn’t COBE specify that?” he asks. “And those fluctuations are on what scale?”

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Interview with the Author

QUESTIONER: I see you wrote a new book that just came out. It’s called Virga and Bone: Essays from Dry Places. Does anybody ever make fun of you for that title? 

AUTHOR: I don’t understand the question. 

Q: I mean, Viagra and Boner, you haven’t thought of that? What does virga mean? 

A: It’s when rain falls but doesn’t touch ground, a meteorological term. It returns to vapor, usually as a result of heat rising off the desert surface that dries rain out of the air.

Q: Because this is a desert book, and deserts are dry. Why virga? 

A: Virga is one of the elements of a desert. You’ll see it forming on the horizon like spider strands. It makes the clouds look as if they’re walking without touching ground, tentacled like jelly fish. The idea behind the book is that I’m writing about encounters with desert elements, desert gods. Virga is one.

Q: You intentionally flew through a sheet of virga in one of the chapters in a small plane. Would you call that a stupid thing to do?

A: The storm had lost steam, last of its precipitation dropping over Monument Valley. We sailed through it. Other pilots have said big virga you don’t want to get near, but this was perfectly safe. It was like flying through silk.

Q: You could fit this book in your pocket, an afternoon read. Why write such a short book? Do you think you’re running out of things to say? 

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Helping Out Instead of Building Alligator Moats Might Help You Become A Better Person

Eastern Facade of Spøttrup Castle, Denmark.

How can I help? I say this to my daughter all the time. I usually mean it as a redirection for some kind of tantrum, or a snafu in the routine of an average nameless morning. It’s better than saying no or telling her what to do, or worse yet, doing it for her. Each of those incurs the wrath of my spirited, mighty warrior. 

It’s actually a good way to start any morning, I’ve realized. How can I help? It’s a good way to frame your life.

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Courage and Kazoos

Kazoo, Wikipedia

About a year ago, I attended a high school talent show. It was over two hours long. The multipurpose room smelled of old pizza and pubescent sweat. The folding metal chairs made me squirm uncomfortably in my seat, as did many of the acts.

Watching parents pull out their phones and prepare to post their kids’ performances online, I thanked God that Facebook didn’t exist when I dressed up as Baby Spice in 8th grade. (I didn’t want to be Baby Spice. I wanted to be Sporty Spice, or at least Posh Spice, and wearing Baby’s pigtails and knee socks felt like a betrayal of my values — of myself.)

So much has changed for teenagers since I was in high school: the rise of social media, the demise of the planet as we know it. At this high school, however, at least one rule of American adolescence appeared unchanged: to maintain social status, it was imperative not to be caught trying very hard.

Most of the kids who entered the talent show sought safety in groups, performing acts that required little skill or practice. One group bopped around to the relentless, infantile earworm “Baby Shark” (don’t click if you don’t want your life to be ruined.) The popular girls performed a Mean Girls-esque, unsettlingly come-hither dance. The goofball senior boys played “Eye of the Tiger” on kazoos.

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Listening for the birds

I’ve always been bad at bird songs.

My neighbor corrected me on this on Sunday, as we were walking down the alley behind my building, so here’s a more accurate statement: I’ve never put in the work that is required to be really good at bird songs. To really learn bird songs, I think you have to study, or at least do more than asking someone else what that sound is.

Still, over the last several decades, most of them spent within 10 miles of my desk here in Washington, D.C., I have learned to recognize some of the more distinctive-sounding common birds. The mourning dove with its moans, the mockingbird cycling through its repertoire of snippets, the starling with its whistles and skree-onks.

The ones with good mnemonics stuck in my head, too. The ovenbird, calling “Teacher, Teacher, Teacher!” from deep in the woods. That one bird that sings “drink your teeeea” – I can never remember what it is, but I know enough to Google its command.

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Beach Walk

It’s dark well into the morning now, and the dark is glorious. The kids sleep later, so I went for a walk on Sunday down to the beach. The sun hadn’t quite risen yet and I felt rested and settled by the quietness of fall. The sun seemed to rise slowly, too—plenty of time to enjoy it, to watch it brush on each cloud and to notice the contrast between the orange light and the purple mountains. Also, it was cool enough that I was wearing my favorite jacket, which has holes in the sleeve where I used it to grab a hot pan.

The beach, too, has a different feel in fall. The lifeguard towers are closed up. Soon, the swim buoys will be taken down. It doesn’t have the hum that means that in a few short hours, people will roll out their towels and take off their t-shirts and lie down or play or dig or swim.

On Sunday there still a few things left, though. There’s a half of a clear plastic cup. Two balloons, one blue and one purple. They were still inflated and had white letters that say Feliz Cumpleaños; they were still s tied with little broken leashes of twine. There was an empty two-liter bottle of Pineapple Crush (natural and artificial flavors) and a stray bag of dog poop. A forgotten turquoise shovel that I knew someone was missing. The air was just the right temperature, the smell from the sea salty and fresh, releasing those negative ions that make us feel better.

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Who’s Your Momma?

This post originally ran in 2013, and issue I address — protecting the anonymity of egg (and sperm) donors — has yet to be resolved. Earlier this year the New York Times ran a story about a woman who had a child thanks to a sperm donor, and then identified that child’s paternal grandmother via a 23andMe test. “Donor anonymity will suffer the same fate as the cassette tape,” said one attorney who specializes in reproductive law.

Joy Morgan* isn’t a mother, but she may have kids. When Morgan was 27, she decided to donate her eggs. The first time she did it for money. “I was about to go back to school, and I had been drowning in a bit of credit card debt,” she says. Eight thousand dollars is a lot of cash, and it wasn’t like she was using her eggs. But by the time she went in for her third donation, Morgan had a good job. “I kind of fell in love with the process,” she says. “I loved the science of it.”

Morgan donated a total of seven times in three years. Each time she produced between 10 and 20 eggs. The fertility clinic likely discarded some, and surely not every egg that made it into a womb produced a baby. But it seems safe to assume that Morgan has a child, possibly several of them. Those kids may one day want to find her.

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